Is Dan Quinn Just Ron Rivera 2.0?
The angry mob has taken to the streets of Washington, DC with their pitchforks sharpened and their torches blazing. It is a good thing that Josh Harris has a house in far away Miami, Florida Read More
News
Washington Commanders Hire Dan Quinn As New Head Coach! Washington, DC In Chaos!
It is official! The Washington Commanders have hired Dan Quinn as their new head coach. And with this news, the DMV area is officially in complete chaos. Commies fans are a combination of upset, frustrated, Read More
The Hits Keep Coming! Seahawks Hire Mike Macdonald!
Welp! It’s never a dull moment when you follow the Commies. The Athletic is reporting that the Seahawks are hiring Mike Macdonald as their new head coach. JUST IN: The Seahawks are hiring Ravens defensive Read More
Ben Johnson Says “Thanks But No Thanks”
Josh Harris gassed up his private jet and set his course for Detroit with the goal of scoring the coaching services of Ben Johnson. Johnson had been the hot offensive coordinator candidate for any head Read More
Bunker Bulletins
Hail To The Commanders Fight Song Options
Only July 26, 2022, the Commies rolled out on their website two options for the new Hail to the Commanders fight song. I know, I know. Everyone can barely contain their excitement. I am sure Read More
Grading The New Washington Commanders Uniforms and Helmets
Welp. Here they are. The new Washington Commanders uniforms and the new Washington Commanders helmets. These new Washington Commanders uniforms got nothing but hate on the internet. Which is to be expected. That is what Read More
New Washington Commanders Logo and Crest
All right, it is time to dive into all of the new branding that the Washington Commanders unveiled on February 2, 2022. The Commies rolled out a new Washington Commanders logo, a new Washington Commanders Read More
Tactical Files
Is Dan Quinn Just Ron Rivera 2.0?
The angry mob has taken to the streets of Washington, DC with their pitchforks sharpened and their torches blazing. It is a good thing that Josh Harris has a house in far away Miami, Florida Read More