We deliver the game recaps of all of the Washington Commanders football games! As always, they are delivered in our unique style!
With the panic of the preseason mercifully over, real football kicked off for the Washington Commanders as they squared off with the Philadelphia Eagles on a pretty September Sunday. Unfortunately, the game was not as Read More
Halloween came early for Commies fans. And what a horror show the game in Dallas was for the Commies. This was the kind of game that Commies fans watched with their hands over their eyes. Read More
On a drizzly and gloomy night, the weather matched the emotions of the embarrassed Washington Commanders players at the conclusion of the Monday Night Football debacle against the Chicago Bears. Washington had a chance to Read More
We all have memories of the middle school bully. The bully would find the smallest kid in the grade and proceed to beat them into the ground. The bully would feel like a big man Read More
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