Is Dan Quinn Just Ron Rivera 2.0?
The angry mob has taken to the streets of Washington, DC with their pitchforks sharpened and their torches blazing. It is a good thing that Josh Harris has a house in far away Miami, Florida Read More
2024
Washington Commanders Hire Dan Quinn As New Head Coach! Washington, DC In Chaos!
It is official! The Washington Commanders have hired Dan Quinn as their new head coach. And with this news, the DMV area is officially in complete chaos. Commies fans are a combination of upset, frustrated, Read More
The Hits Keep Coming! Seahawks Hire Mike Macdonald!
Welp! It’s never a dull moment when you follow the Commies. The Athletic is reporting that the Seahawks are hiring Mike Macdonald as their new head coach. JUST IN: The Seahawks are hiring Ravens defensive Read More
Ben Johnson Says “Thanks But No Thanks”
Josh Harris gassed up his private jet and set his course for Detroit with the goal of scoring the coaching services of Ben Johnson. Johnson had been the hot offensive coordinator candidate for any head Read More